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Amazing short story
ساعت ٦:٢۱ ‎ب.ظ روز ۱۳۸٩/۸/۱٧   کلمات کلیدی:

First day

On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow,"today I have created you!As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years"

The cow objected,"what?This kind of tough life you want me to live for 50 years?Let me have 20 years,and the 30 years I'll give back to you" so God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey,"monkeys have to entertain people.You have got to make them laugh and do monkey tricks.I'll give you 20 years life span". The monkey objected,"what? Make them laugh?Do monkey face and tricks?10 years will do, and the other 10  years I'll give you back." So God agreed.

On the third day, , God created the dog. , God  said to the dog, "what you are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house.Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them!I'll give you a life span of 20 years.The dog objected," what? All day long to sit by the door? Igive you back my other 10 years of life."So God agreed.

On the fourth day, , God created the man and said to him, your job is to sleep, eat and play.You will enjoy very much in your life. All you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing. This kinf of life. I'll give you20 years life span."The man objected,"what? Such a good life!Eat, play,sleep& do nothing? Enjoy the best and your expect me to live only for 20 years?No way,man!... why don't we make  a deal?Since the cow gave you back30 years and the dog  gave you back 10 years and the monkey gave you back 10 years. I will take them from you!That makes my life70 years, right?" so God agreed.

AND THAT WAY… In your first 20 years, we eat,play,enjoy, the best and do nothing much. For the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and get to support the family.For the next 10 years we entertain our grandchildren by making monkey face and monkey tricks. And for the last 10 years, we stay home, sit by the front door and bark at the people!

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